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: #Laughs If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice.

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: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

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: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

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: #Laughs What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

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: #Laughs |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!

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: #Laughs starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I get Just

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: #Laughs When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

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: #Laughs Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

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: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her,

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: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

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: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

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: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

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: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

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: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

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: #Laughs What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

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: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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: #Laughs If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice.

: #Laughs |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.

: #Laughs What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.

: #Laughs What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!

: #Laughs |What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!

: #Laughs starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I get Just

: #Laughs When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

: #Laughs Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

: #Laughs A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.

: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her,

: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

: #Laughs If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?

: #Laughs The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff

: #Laughs An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road.

: #Laughs What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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