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: #Laughs How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

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: #Laughs How old were you on your last birthday? Eight.

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: #Laughs How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

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: #Laughs |Shakey went to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

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: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock

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: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

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: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

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: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

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: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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: #Laughs How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

: #Laughs How old were you on your last birthday? Eight.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

: #Laughs |Shakey went to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.

: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

: #Laughs "Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

: #Laughs Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock

: #Laughs Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

: #Laughs What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

: #Laughs |Some race horses staying in a stable.

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

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