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: #Laughs The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, "how do you give shoulders?"

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to op

: #Laughs Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by Johnny

: #Laughs |Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much 0,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a

: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin.
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