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: #Laughs Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

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: #Laughs A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands.

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: #Laughs It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades.

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: #Laughs I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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: #Laughs An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

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: #Laughs Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live fore

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: #Laughs There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

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: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

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: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

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: #Laughs An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

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: #Laughs After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

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: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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: #Laughs Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

: #Laughs Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin!

: #Laughs A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands.

: #Laughs It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead, silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

: #Laughs An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden.

: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

: #Laughs Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would liveforever, but we cannot live fore

: #Laughs There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

: #Laughs An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?

: #Laughs After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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