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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

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: #Laughs A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before th

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

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: #Laughs As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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: #Laughs What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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: #Laughs |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

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: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

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: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

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: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

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: #Laughs Will He Win ? by Betty Wont

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: #Laughs A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

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: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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: #Laughs An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive _lowered_??"To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head; I need it LOWERED!"

: #Laughs A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for a minor traffic summons.He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before th

: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

: #Laughs Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill.

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

: #Laughs How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!

: #Laughs As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

: #Laughs What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

: #Laughs |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

: #Laughs A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert.

: #Laughs A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs There were Two guys at a bar.

: #Laughs Will He Win ? by Betty Wont

: #Laughs A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

: #Laughs I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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