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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this ma

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: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes.

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: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

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: #Laughs Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!

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: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

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: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question.

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: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

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: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

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: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

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: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

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: #Laughs A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

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: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

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: #Laughs A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T.

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: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this ma

: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes.

: #Laughs Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sa

: #Laughs Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made acasserole, and, brought practical gifts!

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

: #Laughs Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that coat?"Her mother glared back at her and said, "Don't talk about your father that way!"

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!

: #Laughs Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question.

: #Laughs Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

: #Laughs What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

: #Laughs A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

: #Laughs A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

: #Laughs Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

: #Laughs A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!

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