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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

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: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday.

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: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

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: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

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: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

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: #Laughs The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer.

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: #Laughs Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

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: #Laughs This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.

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: #Laughs |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passw

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: #Laughs |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J.

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

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: #Laughs This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift.

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: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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: #Laughs |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate SalesEMACS: Each Manual's Audience

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: #Laughs Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God isboth male and female."This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?""Well, God is both b

: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday.

: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

: #Laughs |Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs I had skylights installed at my place the other day...the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!

: #Laughs The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer.

: #Laughs Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

: #Laughs This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.

: #Laughs |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these facilities, new rules are being put into effect concerning the selection of passw

: #Laughs |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

: #Laughs This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift.

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate SalesEMACS: Each Manual's Audience

: #Laughs Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

: #Laughs Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone.

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