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: #Laughs |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make

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: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

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: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

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: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !

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: #Laughs Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

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: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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: #Laughs A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...

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: #Laughs Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely

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: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make

: #Laughs Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !

: #Laughs Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

: #Laughs A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...

: #Laughs Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely

: #Laughs Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with

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