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: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

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: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

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: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

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: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

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: #Laughs Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !

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: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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: #Laughs A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead.

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: #Laughs A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.

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: #Laughs 10.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !

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: #Laughs An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests.

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: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

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: #Laughs What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

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: #Laughs Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gaine

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: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

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: #Laughs What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

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: #Laughs What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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: #Laughs Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

: #Laughs |There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland.

: #Laughs Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life.

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !

: #Laughs Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

: #Laughs A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead.

: #Laughs A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !

: #Laughs An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests.

: #Laughs The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to g

: #Laughs What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam

: #Laughs Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex - notice she's gaine

: #Laughs In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will as

: #Laughs What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

: #Laughs What does a footballer and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!

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