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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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: #Laughs |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

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: #Laughs An attractive woman entered a pet shop.

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: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

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: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

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: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

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: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.

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: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

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: #Laughs Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your armsreally really hard." So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapp

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: #Laughs A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle.

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: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

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: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

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: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

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: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

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: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

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: #Laughs Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

: #Laughs |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

: #Laughs An attractive woman entered a pet shop.

: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

: #Laughs |Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

: #Laughs Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.

: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman."Sure you can, Mickey," Charlie said, "Just flap your armsreally really hard." So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapp

: #Laughs A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle.

: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

: #Laughs Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

: #Laughs Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1.

: #Laughs A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

: #Laughs There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the f

: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put

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