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: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

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: #Laughs Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now.

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: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

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: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

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: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

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: #Laughs Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...

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: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

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: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

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: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

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: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

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: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

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: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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: #Laughs Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

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: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

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: #Laughs |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps .

: #Laughs Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now.

: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

: #Laughs |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on.

: #Laughs Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...

: #Laughs ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You'll be making under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.PROFIT-SHARING PLAN:Once it's shared between the higher-ups, there won't be a pr

: #Laughs A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung by a wasp" She says." Where did it get you?" He replies"Between the 1st and 2nd hole""I think your stance must be a little too wide"

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up ? The bored room !

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

: #Laughs |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!

: #Laughs |A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs Another blonde, another store.

: #Laughs A tough case was being argued in court.

: #Laughs A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.

: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

: #Laughs Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

: #Laughs Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

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