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: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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: #Laughs You might be a child of the 80's if......

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

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: #Laughs In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll h

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: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !

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: #Laughs A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Offic

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: #Laughs |O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

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: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

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: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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: #Laughs On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.

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: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

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: #Laughs Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

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: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

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: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

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: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

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: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

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: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

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: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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: #Laughs What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

: #Laughs You might be a child of the 80's if......

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

: #Laughs In the 1970's, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll h

: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ? Bring on their subs !

: #Laughs A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Offic

: #Laughs |O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it.

: #Laughs |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!

: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

: #Laughs On their wedding night the husband was so self - conscious about the smallness of his penis that before undressing, he snapped off the light.

: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

: #Laughs Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

: #Laughs Little Johnny tried out for the school play.

: #Laughs New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation.

: #Laughs Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

: #Laughs |"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.

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