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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

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: #Laughs A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

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: #Laughs Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious.

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

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: #Laughs Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star.

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: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

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: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

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: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

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: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

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: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anyt

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: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

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: #Laughs Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous.

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: #Laughs This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

: #Laughs A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a costume shop.

: #Laughs Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious.

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

: #Laughs Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star.

: #Laughs |A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.

: #Laughs A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

: #Laughs |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

: #Laughs An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop.

: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anyt

: #Laughs Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!

: #Laughs Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous.

: #Laughs This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to

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