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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

: #Laughs |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.

: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

: #Laughs I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

: #Laughs After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

: #Laughs The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.

: #Laughs Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
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