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: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"The man snapped to

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs |A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

: #Laughs An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

: #Laughs |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
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