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: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

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: #Laughs Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

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: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

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: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

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: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

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: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

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: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is fo

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: #Laughs Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine.

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

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: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

: #Laughs Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

: #Laughs There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.

: #Laughs Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you.

: #Laughs A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman.

: #Laughs Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.

: #Laughs What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

: #Laughs An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is fo

: #Laughs Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine.

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me, I know what I'm talking about !

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