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: #Laughs The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever had it before?"

: #Laughs An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check." In a short time he received the following

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?A: They never cry over spilt milk!Q: What do you get if you cross a ca

: #Laughs Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat.Just before take-off, an Army soldier got on and took the aisle seat next to the two Marines.The Soldier kick

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck!What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?Freeze a jolly good fellow

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

: #Laughs |Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.The Mrs.

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

: #Laughs If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."
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