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: #Laughs |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -JaneDear GOD, Who draws the lines around the

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.1.

: #Laughs Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: "Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness.""Saints Preserve us," says she, "is Mike a

: #Laughs It was their first date, and she'd shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.Finally, he came up for air and said, "But enou

: #Laughs Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g
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