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: #Laughs Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

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: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

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: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

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: #Laughs why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

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: #Laughs As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is

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: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

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: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

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: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

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: #Laughs Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

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: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

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: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

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: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

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: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A: Scratching at the lid of his coffin of course!!!

: #Laughs There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !

: #Laughs why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

: #Laughs As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. "Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is

: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

: #Laughs How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

: #Laughs A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see me sooner.

: #Laughs Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !

: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

: #Laughs From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

: #Laughs What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!

: #Laughs What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

: #Laughs "Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.." "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"

: #Laughs Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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