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: #Laughs A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.

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: #Laughs If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining.

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.

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: #Laughs |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

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: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

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: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

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: #Laughs An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar.

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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

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: #Laughs You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

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: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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: #Laughs There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

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: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

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: #Laughs scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top of the list, cross off that starsystem, then put your Star System at the bottom of thelist and send it to 1

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: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

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: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

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: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

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: #Laughs A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.

: #Laughs If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining.

: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.

: #Laughs |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

: #Laughs What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.

: #Laughs An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar.

: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

: #Laughs You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

: #Laughs Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

: #Laughs There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation.

: #Laughs Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

: #Laughs Science definitions from Kids...H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and

: #Laughs scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top of the list, cross off that starsystem, then put your Star System at the bottom of thelist and send it to 1

: #Laughs It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.

: #Laughs Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.

: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown

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