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: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

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: #Laughs Two bees ran into each other.

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: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.

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: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

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: #Laughs What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

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: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

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: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

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: #Laughs |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched.

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: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

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: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

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: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

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: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

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: #Laughs At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

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: #Laughs A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a

: #Laughs Two bees ran into each other.

: #Laughs Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

: #Laughs Little Johnny was sitting in class one day.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.

: #Laughs What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

: #Laughs What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

: #Laughs A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

: #Laughs How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

: #Laughs |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched.

: #Laughs It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting.

: #Laughs A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.

: #Laughs Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated

: #Laughs Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was.

: #Laughs At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk.

: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

: #Laughs You know how most packages say "Open here".

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