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: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

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: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

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: #Laughs |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

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: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

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: #Laughs In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

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: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

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: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

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: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

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: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

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: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

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: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices.

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

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: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

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: #Laughs You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1.

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: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- !".

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: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

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: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

: #Laughs LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

: #Laughs |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

: #Laughs Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!Your Momma so dumb, she called in

: #Laughs In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

: #Laughs One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

: #Laughs Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.Always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats.Can always make himself misunderstood.Can bring home the bacon without spilling the b

: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

: #Laughs I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

: #Laughs THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices.

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to t

: #Laughs How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!

: #Laughs You Might be a Marine Wife if: 1.

: #Laughs |T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing.

: #Laughs A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- !".

: #Laughs A husband and wife entered the dentist's office.

: #Laughs Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

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