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: #Laughs Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.

: #Laughs A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and

: #Laughs If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.

: #Laughs |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie talkie!What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?A centipede with chilblains!What has

: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

: #Laughs What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ? He had to get a new goat !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witnesswith a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

: #Laughs Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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