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: #Laughs Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

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: #Laughs A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live.

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: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

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: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

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: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

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: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

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: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

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: #Laughs A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.

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: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

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: #Laughs We hear you are a lady killer.

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: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

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: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

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: #Laughs Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.

: #Laughs A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live.

: #Laughs Headline in today's newspaper:"Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

: #Laughs What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!

: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !

: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

: #Laughs What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

: #Laughs It was spring in the old west.

: #Laughs Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.

: #Laughs |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

: #Laughs What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.

: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

: #Laughs A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.

: #Laughs When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.

: #Laughs We hear you are a lady killer.

: #Laughs What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

: #Laughs A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

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