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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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: #Laughs What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

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: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

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: #Laughs In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions di

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

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: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

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: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

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: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

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: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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: #Laughs Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

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: #Laughs Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96.

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: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

: #Laughs Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun.The FDA refused to license it, though.

: #Laughs In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions di

: #Laughs Joe was sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!

: #Laughs A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:"What's wrong with your tur

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?

: #Laughs What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive a tractor!

: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

: #Laughs Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

: #Laughs Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96.

: #Laughs What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

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