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: #Laughs This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.""What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man.

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: #Laughs A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

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: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

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: #Laughs Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college dorm:)A is for academics, B is for beer.

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: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

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: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

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: #Laughs A man goes skydiving for the first time.

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: #Laughs A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant an

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: #Laughs What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

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: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.

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: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

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: #Laughs What is George W.

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: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

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: #Laughs What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.""What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man.

: #Laughs A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a tavern.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!

: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

: #Laughs Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.(From a machine at a college dorm:)A is for academics, B is for beer.

: #Laughs For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.The problem: How to get 2 pounds

: #Laughs This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

: #Laughs A man goes skydiving for the first time.

: #Laughs A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull." The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant an

: #Laughs What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.

: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

: #Laughs What is George W.

: #Laughs A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

: #Laughs What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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