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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

: #Laughs Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!

: #Laughs Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

: #Laughs Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"

: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

: #Laughs Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs Hamlet's Cat's SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a
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