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: #Laughs Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

: #Laughs |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

: #Laughs One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."The next da

: #Laughs A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor.
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