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: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

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: #Laughs Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

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: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

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: #Laughs |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product.

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: #Laughs At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

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: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

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: #Laughs Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

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: #Laughs Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

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: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

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: #Laughs The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift.

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: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

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: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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: #Laughs Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

: #Laughs Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

: #Laughs The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet.

: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

: #Laughs |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product.

: #Laughs At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

: #Laughs Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

: #Laughs Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

: #Laughs |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

: #Laughs Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a second name:"I wasn't getting tail."He loves to sling it every day,The White House people all just say,That Billy Clinton has a wayOf making bulls

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

: #Laughs The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift.

: #Laughs Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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