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: #Laughs Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?

: #Laughs A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!

: #Laughs |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1.

: #Laughs Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.."I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter."Wow!" said his frien

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki

: #Laughs Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

: #Laughs Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with bre
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