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: #Laughs |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A

: #Laughs Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?W

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright.

: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied.

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?A: He knows who the ten men were.

: #Laughs If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"The rabbit says, "No, of course not!"So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!

: #Laughs Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
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