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: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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: #Laughs As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C.

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: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.

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: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.

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: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

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: #Laughs These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake.

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: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

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: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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: #Laughs Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

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: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

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: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

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: #Laughs Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

: #Laughs As Time Goes By - A Brief History Lesson...3050 B.C.

: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids.

: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

: #Laughs Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.

: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

: #Laughs These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake.

: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

: #Laughs Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

: #Laughs Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down they really are good people.

: #Laughs Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

: #Laughs Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

: #Laughs |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo

: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

: #Laughs A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.

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