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: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows.

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: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

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: #Laughs A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

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: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

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: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !

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: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"W

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: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

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: #Laughs Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

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: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

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: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

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: #Laughs One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

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: #Laughs |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.

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: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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: #Laughs |When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

: #Laughs Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows.

: #Laughs Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change.Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of dolla

: #Laughs A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !

: #Laughs It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"W

: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

: #Laughs Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

: #Laughs An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.

: #Laughs One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

: #Laughs |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy.

: #Laughs Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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