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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

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: #Laughs Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

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: #Laughs Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

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: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

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: #Laughs Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

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: #Laughs A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

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: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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: #Laughs A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill.

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: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

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: #Laughs Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

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: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

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: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

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: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

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: #Laughs A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

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: #Laughs POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresu

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: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

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: #Laughs Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry takes Smitty to a parrot whore house, gives him a hundred bucks, and Smitty goes upstairs with a hot-looking parrot whore.After a

: #Laughs Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

: #Laughs Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"

: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

: #Laughs Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!

: #Laughs A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

: #Laughs Test ting lang din

: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

: #Laughs A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill.

: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

: #Laughs Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

: #Laughs One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!

: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

: #Laughs A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

: #Laughs POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemispheresu

: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

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