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: #Laughs What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

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: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

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: #Laughs |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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: #Laughs A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection.

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: #Laughs Reasons why it's great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

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: #Laughs A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

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: #Laughs A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night.

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: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

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: #Laughs Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

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: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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: #Laughs An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child.

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: #Laughs Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles' (ex)wife was killed by a white man in a black car.

: #Laughs |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping,All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turn

: #Laughs |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

: #Laughs A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection.

: #Laughs Reasons why it's great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

: #Laughs A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

: #Laughs A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night.

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

: #Laughs Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs Take the test...NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing up? A dog do on three legs? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Got your guess ready yet? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? GET YOUR MIND OUR OF THE GUTTER! ? ? ? ? ? ?

: #Laughs An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child.

: #Laughs Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

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