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: #Laughs Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident.

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:"Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night.

: #Laughs Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

: #Laughs If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision!

: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

: #Laughs |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

: #Laughs Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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