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: #Laughs A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

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: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

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: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

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: #Laughs It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine." He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of u

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: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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: #Laughs Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

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: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

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: #Laughs Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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: #Laughs |How careers end...

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: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

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: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

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: #Laughs Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!

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: #Laughs Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.

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: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

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: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

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: #Laughs If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

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: #Laughs Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

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: #Laughs A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

: #Laughs A guy is down on his luck.

: #Laughs It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine." He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of u

: #Laughs Do vampires get AIDS?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

: #Laughs Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber.

: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

: #Laughs Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

: #Laughs |How careers end...

: #Laughs When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer?None.

: #Laughs A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

: #Laughs Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!

: #Laughs Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.

: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

: #Laughs After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel.

: #Laughs If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.

: #Laughs Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

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