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: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

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: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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: #Laughs An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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: #Laughs One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food.

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: #Laughs There is this guy who really takes care of his body.

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: #Laughs What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

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: #Laughs What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.

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: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well...

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: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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: #Laughs How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

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: #Laughs How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.

: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

: #Laughs A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.

: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

: #Laughs An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound.

: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

: #Laughs One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food.

: #Laughs There is this guy who really takes care of his body.

: #Laughs What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

: #Laughs What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well...

: #Laughs What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

: #Laughs How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the congregation is kneeling.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

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