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: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

: #Laughs Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you havefamily problems? Listen to my situation: A fewyears ago I met a young widow with a grown-updaughter and we got married.

: #Laughs Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

: #Laughs More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life.

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet through.

: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

: #Laughs Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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