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: #Laughs |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !

: #Laughs After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,"Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?"The flattered husband said, "No, dear they haven't."The wife yells, "Then what the hec

: #Laughs A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow 00.

: #Laughs Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Nice

: #Laughs |How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

: #Laughs A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?" The woman says, "No, but I'll blow you for the toaster."

: #Laughs |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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