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: #Laughs Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of his pants screaming : "My penis just died, my penis just died!"The nurses calm him down,and he goes back to his room.

: #Laughs Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

: #Laughs Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option pricing and was expecting no more than a dozen of government officials attending.To his am

: #Laughs Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as '' did the defendant have sexual relations with you?" "Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

: #Laughs At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that

: #Laughs What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on his wedding night?"Now I know why you called your company Microsoft"

: #Laughs Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!
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