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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

: #Laughs A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat's tail. 'Hey you!' he shouted, ' don't pull the cat's tail !' 'I'm not pulling !' replied the little boy.

: #Laughs The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

: #Laughs One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

: #Laughs OK, let's consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the Earth every year.Do the math and you will clearly see that 85 million years ago it was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 f

: #Laughs Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

: #Laughs Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
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