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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

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: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

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: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

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: #Laughs The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sp

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: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment.

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: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

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: #Laughs |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he

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: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

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: #Laughs What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

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: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

: #Laughs Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !

: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

: #Laughs |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who then turns to the next groomsman and asks the same question, and so on until the last person turns and grabs a giant box of Cracker Jacks that cont

: #Laughs The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sp

: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment.

: #Laughs What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !

: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

: #Laughs |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he

: #Laughs EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit. Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators.

: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

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