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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing .

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: #Laughs Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

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: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

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: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

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: #Laughs |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit.

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: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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: #Laughs Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

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: #Laughs Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

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: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

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: #Laughs The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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: #Laughs A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

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: #Laughs A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal.

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing .

: #Laughs Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

: #Laughs Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"

: #Laughs A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

: #Laughs Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

: #Laughs |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit.

: #Laughs How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !

: #Laughs Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

: #Laughs Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

: #Laughs Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!Spero nos familiares mansuros.I hope w

: #Laughs The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

: #Laughs A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

: #Laughs A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal.

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