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: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

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: #Laughs Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

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: #Laughs Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

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: #Laughs What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

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: #Laughs Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !

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: #Laughs The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend

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: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

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: #Laughs What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

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: #Laughs If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a tw

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: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

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: #Laughs What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.

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: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

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: #Laughs His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1.

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: #Laughs Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

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: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

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: #Laughs What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.

: #Laughs Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

: #Laughs Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

: #Laughs Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.needleinahaystack.com? Yes, but it took ages to find.

: #Laughs What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

: #Laughs Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.

: #Laughs St.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !

: #Laughs The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend

: #Laughs The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals.

: #Laughs What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

: #Laughs If athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What's the difference between a one-winged angel and a tw

: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

: #Laughs What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.

: #Laughs A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around.

: #Laughs His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1.

: #Laughs Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

: #Laughs The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff.

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