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: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

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: #Laughs Amazing and true lawyer statements.

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: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.

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: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

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: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

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: #Laughs Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

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: #Laughs "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

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: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

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: #Laughs If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.

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: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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: #Laughs A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

: #Laughs Amazing and true lawyer statements.

: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

: #Laughs What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?Slow.

: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.

: #Laughs "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully.

: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

: #Laughs A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

: #Laughs If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.

: #Laughs Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow.

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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