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: #Laughs |There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a grave for a friend.

: #Laughs The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Baywatch Barbie came as no surprise.After all, both companies have made millions off airheads withflawless skins, Malibu tans, and synthetic breasts.If

: #Laughs A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

: #Laughs |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert's Symphony No.

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !

: #Laughs Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
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