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: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

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: #Laughs What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!

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: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.

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: #Laughs A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.

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: #Laughs How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"

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: #Laughs |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!

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: #Laughs Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

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: #Laughs There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George."George

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: #Laughs Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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: #Laughs Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were.

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: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

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: #Laughs Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

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: #Laughs NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.NAME__________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_HEI

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: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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: #Laughs If Cray made toasters...They would cost million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.

: #Laughs What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!

: #Laughs A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money.

: #Laughs Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.

: #Laughs A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket.

: #Laughs How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"

: #Laughs |What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!

: #Laughs Any married man should forget his mistakes,there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

: #Laughs There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George."George

: #Laughs Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

: #Laughs Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were.

: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

: #Laughs Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

: #Laughs NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.NAME__________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_HEI

: #Laughs |Marriage is not a word.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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