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: #Laughs What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.

: #Laughs I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window sill.

: #Laughs Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

: #Laughs These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

: #Laughs "My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis," mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

: #Laughs Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

: #Laughs Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

: #Laughs ?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says?British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands?Lost: small apricot poodle.

: #Laughs Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -JaneDear GOD, Who draws the lines around the

: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman.
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