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: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.

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: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

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: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

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: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

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: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

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: #Laughs There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed.

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: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

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: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

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: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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: #Laughs Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn't blow the safe do he went down on the elevator...Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test

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: #Laughs One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole.

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.

: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

: #Laughs Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs Catching Criminals by Hans Upp

: #Laughs How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.

: #Laughs There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed.

: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

: #Laughs A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole.He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."The grandfather smiles.

: #Laughs What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

: #Laughs Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow-job...Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?A: He couldn't blow the safe do he went down on the elevator...Q: Why is it so groovy to be a test

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